|—||me when I’m drunk (via joseguwop)|
you know the feeling when you’re not necessarily lonely but it would be really nice if your “friends” would just text you hey once every couple months and at least pretend to miss you?? or..???
when your friends do something cool without you
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
i went to japan but there were no subtitles