today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.
but it’s legoland and the orientation is 6 hours of walking around the park on a tour, so they want us to wear comfy tennis shoes. so business casual to them is supposed to be comfortable yet classy which is nice yoga pants/leggings right?? with a nice shirt and nice hair. this is just for orientation, not the actual job. I’m a performer so I wear costumes anyway
what have you done to my basket
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
nash grier checks to see if he’s finally grown a pair of balls, only to once again be disappointed